Do you:ī) tell your children not to take any notice of the double entendres, and advise them that "the mister is poorly"Ĭ) admire him for his honesty and opennessĥ. After every double entendre he smarmily utters, Winton casts a sideways glance at the camera, accentuating his gayness, and making you fully aware that he is a Rear Admiral. You are watching the Saturday night National Lottery Show with gay host Dale Winton. Do you:ī) tell him you sympathise, but that you loathe homosexuals, and would happily have them thrown on bonfiresĭ) bend over and tell him to "come on in"Ĥ. When you answer it, a man stands on the doorstep asking you to sign a petition for even more Gay Rights.
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You are at home watching TV when the doorbell rings.
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Do you:ī) tell him that you are not gay, and ask him to stop talkingģ. You have been unfortunate enough to have been jailed for two weeks for an unpaid parking ticket, and have been placed in a cell with a raving gaylord who speaks about nothing else apart from his gayness.
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Do you:Ĭ) stare at it endlessly, unashamedly and lovinglyĢ. The gentleman next to you has a penis the length and rigidity of a Cadbury's Curly Wurly. You've had your swim, and are now having a shower. In order to find out, we've compiled a little quiz for you to do, to set your mind at rest. Or, at least, until your wife comes home.
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Are you really sure that being gay is normal? I mean, putting your cock in another man's areshole and thrusting it back and forth until the cows home home. In today's strange world, it's easy to imagine that homosexuality is a normal thing, accepted, fashionable even, and that being gay is as regular as bears shitting in the woods.